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Finding someone worth waking up to is better than finding someone to sleep with.
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“That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.”
— Charles Bukowski, Women
He looked at her the way all women want to be looked at by a man.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
There is a fire in her…
There is a fire in all women…
My advice, gentlemen, is to tend to it…never let it burn out…
HealthyHappySexyWealthy
When women don’t wear underwear it’s sexy, but when men don’t wear underwear it’s weird af.
How many women, in the course of being driven to some remote, scenic location for a romantic marriage proposal, have suspected they were about to be murdered and dumped in a lake?
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“On Life: “It’s never too early to start beefing up your obituary.”
On Self-Defense: “The right look should suffice.” [Gives an intimidating stare]
On Manscaping: “I have no idea what this is.”
On the Gym: “Running in place will never...](https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnavmdlvTz1qlcikxo1_640.jpg)
On Life: “It’s never too early to start beefing up your obituary.”
On Self-Defense: “The right look should suffice.” [Gives an intimidating stare]
On Manscaping: “I have no idea what this is.”
On the Gym: “Running in place will never get you the same results as running from a lion.”
On Speed Dating: “I assure you, most women would not consider speed a virtue.”
On the Two-Party System: “The after-party is the one you want to attend.”
On Rollerblading: “No.”
Jonathan Goldsmith, 72 (The Most Interesting Man in the World)
There is a fire in her…
There is a fire in all women…
My advice, gentlemen, is to tend to it…never let it burn out…
HealthyHappySexyWealthy
